The Smell of Telescopes

by Rhys Hughes

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The Smell of Telescopes is a hardcover collection of 464 pages.

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Rhys Hughes regards this as his favorite book, and with good reason.  It is one of the funniest and most intelligent books from the lighter side of macabre writing I have ever seen.  It clamors with a cast of pirates, floppy-wristed Welsh bards, explorers and inventors, imps, squonks, moving public houses, M R Jamesian revenants, M R Jamesian punctuation, blueberry pies, trousers, noses, clocks, carrots . . . I can't list them all here, there isn’t room.

Like all the best books, this quirky and surreal collection is hard to classify, but it lies in that region where the macabre and eerie worlds of classic horror and fantasy become a basis for something else – for a dark and original sense of humour filled with unexpected cross-references, homages, satires and black comedy.  What makes this collection remarkable is not just the delightfully murky and skewed tales themselves, but the complex and ingenious way they all lock together and interrelate.  I was going to say ‘tessellate’ but if this is a tessellation then it is filled with impossible-sided polygons, non-Euclidean three-dimensional geometry, unexpurgated curves and cracks from which blueberry-scented steam emerges with a screaming hiss.

But what is without doubt is that ‘The Smell of Telescopes’ is a magnificent book and a cornerstone of the rather oddly shaped corner of literature that it occupies.  Since the first edition went out of print, the unavailability of this book has been a great crime of literature.  And Eibonvale Press is, as always, dedicated to the righting of the world’s more substantial wrongs. 

 

Contents

The Banker of Ingolstadt

Ten Grim Bottles

Spermaceti Whiskers

The Blue Dwarf

The Purloined Liver

The Squonk Laughed

Telegram Ma'am

Depressurised Ghost Story

Thanatology Spleen

The Tell-Tale Nose

A Girl Like a Doric Column

The Orange Goat

Nothing More Common

Muscovado Lashes

A Person Not in the Story

Bridge Over Troubled Blood

Burke and Rabbit

The Yellow Imp

Lanolin Brows

The Haunted Womb

Mister Humphrey's Clock's Inheritance

There was a Ghoul Dwelt by a Mosque

The Purple Pastor

The Hush of Falling Houses

The Sickness of Satan

Omophagia Ankles

 

 

 

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